Friday, November 16, 2007

Little People

The tiny family I told you about have been having some *problems*. Their little boy has been hanging out with a rough crowd:

And their little girl has been drinking an awful lot.
Both kids were recently caught stealing the family car! So naughty.
"What are we going to do? These kids are getting into so much trouble."
"Do you think we should homeschool? You, know, to keep them from drinking?"
"What if we moved out to the country. Somewhere away from the negative influence of the Tucson streets"
"That's a great idea, but where will we go?"
"We'll find someplace"

So the little family set off. They left the bad friends and the booze and walked off into the wilderness.
They camped out along the way.


Finally they came across a little clearing in the woods of Georgia. In it stood a little house, just their size. Is this the answer? Can this little family live in a tiny log cabin so far away?
"This is perfect!"
"Well, almost perfect. Don't you think our house should be painted and fixed up?"
"Oh, I'm sure it will be before Christmas, don't you worry"

3 comments:

karmakat said...
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karmakat said...

Well done.
What a fun story. Do they have names? Will there be other adventures?
We want more.

ps sorry about deleting the previous comment. That's what I get for trying to fix my punctuation.

katie o. said...

Hee hee! Hilarious! Does the little family have a cat? (A naughty cat who takes "care" of fish?)